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Bilbo, Gandalf and the other dwarves were setting of on their journey when, in the woods they were running out of food and they had seen a light in the distance that looked like a camp-fire. Bilbo, being the burglar went ahead a little way to see if everything was safe, when he got near the fire he saw that sitting around the fire were 3 big trolls! He went up to them and tried to steal something out of their pockets when they saw him and caught him and put him in a sack. The other dwarves came and tried to save him, but got caught as well. Then, the trolls fought about how to cook them until the sun came up and they all turned to stone! Afterwoods Gandalf came and got them all out of their sacks and they took all the trollses food.

Peter Heals a Lame Beggar

One day Peter and John went to pray at the temple, at the gate of the temple there was a lame beggar, crippled from birth. When they walked past him Peter said “Look at me!” The lame man looked at them, expecting to get a gift from them. Peter said that he had no money but he could give him something even better, then he healed the man so he could walk! The man went walking and running a leaping and shouting and jumping and praising God. All who saw him were astonished!

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The Battle of Marathon

The Greeks were marching up to the Persians thinking that they were obviously going to win because they outnumbered them like, heaps. But when they got to where the Persians camped, the Persians rushed upon them with such fury that the Geeks,(ehem!) Greeks fled to there ships and fled! Then one of the Persian soldiers ran as FAST as he could for 3 hours to the Persian cities market place and shouted VICTORY! and then fell down dead. Yipeee!!!!!!   !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Send Out the Twelve Apostles

One day Jesus called together his disciples and gave them the power and authority to drive out demons and heal every disease. The he told them to go out and tell everyone about the coming of the Lord Jesus and heal the sick people. He instructed them not to bring a traveling bag or extra clothes or even any money, and when you enter the village, only stay in one house. Jesus also told them that if the people in the house would not listen then they should leaving, shaking the dust of the sandals before leaving, that was to show that that house was DOOMED!!!!

An Unexpected Party

Bilbo Baggins was a hobbit who lived in a hobbit hole, his hole had lots of furniture and pantries and bedrooms and bathroom and stuff in it so he was very comfortable. He never expected, or wanted to do anything exciting or go on an adventure or anything so yeah. One day he was sitting outside in the sun smoking a pipe, when he met a wizard, called Gandalf. Gandalf and he sat talking for a while and Bilbo asked him to tea the next day, the next day when he came, 11 other dwarves came with him! They had all come because they were going to go on an adventure and they wanted Bilbo to come because they needed someone to be a burglar. So they sat up practically all night making plans and stuff, and after breakfast they started on their adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Predicts His Betrayal

Jesus was eating with his disciples when he said that one them was going to betray him, then they all started to wonder amongst themselves. Then Simon Peter motioned to one of the other disciples to ask Jesus who it was, then he did and Jesus said that the one he gave the bread dipped in sauce was the one. Then he dipped the bread and gave it to Judas, after he had finished eating it he got up and left. The other disciples thought he was just going to pay some bills or something, being the treasurer.

The First Plays

In the early days of Sodon, men used to dress up and dance and sing in the street. So many people liked to watch them dance and sing, that often, there would be a small crowd of people watching. So, the king of Sodon built a huge amphitheater for them to perform in. The theater was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo big, that 30′000 people could fit in it.(Is that bigger than the Suncorp® stadium Dad?) Sometimes the play was so funny or sad that the people would LAUGH! or cry.

A Woman Caught in Adultery

When Jesus was teaching a crowd of people, a couple of Pharisee brought a woman who had been caught in adultery. The Pharisees said that the law of Moses said that they could stone her. The Pharisee were trying to trap him into saying something that they could use against him. Jesus said for them to, by all means, throw stones, but only people who had never sinned could. So, one by one, they moved away, until only Jesus and the woman were left. Jesus asked the woman “Were are your accusers? Didn’t even one of them condemn you?” She said no, then Jesus said for her to go and sin no more.

The Early Years

When David was ten years old, he was sent to work in the cotton factory. Rain or shine, he had to be there at six in the morning until 8 at night, with only short breaks for meals. When he was 20, he once sat in a field to watch the sunset and thought how beautiful it was and how weird it was that lots of men ruined the beautiful world by killing people, stealing, cheating and bullying each other to get more than they could use. Then he made a decision, that he would be as much like Jesus as was in his power. In a few weeks he was going to college to learn how to be a doctor.

Jesus Raises a Widows Son

Jesus and his disciples were walking with a great crowd following them, when they saw a funeral procession. The boy who had died was the only son of a widow. When Jesus saw them he was filled with compassion, he walked over and said “Don’t cry” to the woman and touched the coffin. Then the boy sat up and started speaking to people!

Corporal Punishment

In school, They used to cane children when they played up or even got their work wrong. Some people are saying we should introduce the whack again because some kids are getting very naughty. A lot of people say that corporal punishment is wrong and should not be introduced again, because it teaches kids to think “The teacher hit him with a stick so so can I.”

The Rich Man and Lazarus

Lazarus was lying, diseased, at a rich mans door. He kept begging and begging for scraps off the rich mans table, but he didn’t give him any. So Lazarus died and went to heaven. And the rich man died and went to hell. In torment the rich man asked Abraham to send Lazarus to dip his finger in water and cool his tongue. But Abraham not only wouldn’t, he couldn’t. He wouldn’t, because when Lazarus was sick and dying, the rich man didn’t help him. And he couldn’t, because there was a great chasm between hell and heaven.

Jesus Heals Ten Lepers

Ten men who had leprosy were walking through a village Jesus was staying in, crying loudly.  Jesus went up to them and said for them to go show themselves to the priest for Jesus had healed them. Then, all except one, who was a Samaritan, went away, shouting “Whoopee were healed!!” The Samaritan who stayed behind, thanked Jesus for healing them and then went away. Jesus thought it was a bit….. you know, weird, that only one came back to thank him.